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Got a useless idea? Give it somewhere to exist. You don’t need a perfect concept, a polished pitch, or months of planning. Pick a name. Create the coin. Put it in front of the market and see what happens. The next useless idea worth talking about might be yours. Launch it on Useless Launchpad. $USELESSPAD
50 cycles in 5 coins launched 11% $USELESSPAD supply gone forever 10,917 Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk burned
The Real Useless Launchpad. A new launchpad spawns every 5 minutes. Each one arrives with a whitepaper, a roadmap, three partnerships and a reason you should care. Each one promises that this time the fees go somewhere good. Each one has a team wallet. Each one has a "coming soon". We counted. None of them are honest about the one thing that matters: where the tax goes. So we built the launchpad that promises nothing. How it works, in full, because there is nothing to hide: Every coin launched here is paired with $USELESS. Not SOL. $USELESS. To buy any coin on this launchpad you need $USELESS first. Every buyer of every coin is a $USELESS buyer. Every curve and every pool holds $USELESS. Wh…
