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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:55 PM

@rodcrrypt Already cut mine off and using it as a soggy doorstop man If you’re not a stonk eunuch in the big 26 you gotta step your game up

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:48 PM

@RZDxbt @AgentChud @0xShual yup. It kinda happens from day 1, but takes the tide going out on liq for people to spotlight it

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:44 PM

@RZDxbt @AgentChud @0xShual Yeah don’t disagree. I think certain large accounts did “the usual bullshit” in terms of liq fragmentation and opportunism, but that’s endemic to the space writ large and not necessarily a stonk problem

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:42 PM

@AgentChud @0xShual I think those things exacerbated things (the gp thing was ugly), but are the last-gasp hallmark of any eco rolling over once upstream liquidity tap turns off tbh Not defending the eco on tribal grounds - similar stuff happened on RH chain and pump (to some degree) following sept 21-22

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:37 PM

@AgentChud @0xShual Draw a vertical line on the stonk chart (and any/all Stonk eco coins) where btc locally topped on sept 21 and I think you have a pretty clear answer for why things are down or bad or rotational It’s all just.. liquidity locally tapped, circling the drain fast. Needs btc up and preferably above 87k Until then there’s not really meaningful signal

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:32 PM

@profitismygod @smol_intern Ohh I see, you’re accusing me of being some sort of villain. Gl king

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:28 PM

@profitismygod @smol_intern Yes?

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 09:27 PM

@barneytheboi @RookieXBT Maybe this 10/10 CZ was like “crypto had suffered enough, just gonna send the hit squad out to blast some ring-tailed lemurs at the Cincinnati zoo”

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 07:29 PM

@profitismygod @The__Solstice Would def expect someone bidding “baton” to believe that tbh I don’t have a crystal ball but the PA on everything right now is following a script so predictable it’s almost boring to discuss

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:38 PM

@The__Solstice Need you in a bag of sndk btw

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:17 PM

@The__Solstice Co-signed Stonk is like any coin that goes from 0 to 300m in a vacuum when there’s zero liquidity in early bulls, and then btc rolls over - it’s the first place people take profit and cut. The coin is barely over a month old, and supply distribution on any new coin is uneven and needs time to spread out and scale. What will happen with Stonk is super predictable - just needs the recipe of “time” plus “btc higher”, and the distribution and base built out will link up to its buyback+burn and lack of overhang (no VCs dumping supply), and it’ll explode.

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:08 PM

@octal I feel like they’re good to go to if you’re 26 years old and in a box with a bunch of rich friends getting drunk and you didn’t pay for anything, Or you’re like a die-hard die-hard Otherwise the format just doesn’t lend itself to what’s happening live

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:07 PM

@SalsaTekila Feel like it’s just letting air out of the balloon alongside all other coins following btc hard topping on sept 21

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:05 PM

@degengambleh Agree

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ReplyOct 10, 2026, 06:00 PM

@bobdotjpg 😭

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ReplySep 12, 2026, 03:55 AM

@therealjordanb2 not sure. taking my time right now, and just enjoying printing STONK with KNOTS i'm also laughing my ass off at the reddit that inspired this ticker, but this coin will probably grind down to 0 and be a funny wallet memory 8SqYfYNm3g7TQJmm7EaxYJcDV9f5G3Y7t92DzbUQKFws

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QuoteAug 12, 2026, 02:08 AM

similar thoughts you spend enough time on ct, you can kinda just soften your gaze and see the shape of a tweet and know the intent someone should put together a compendium of common psyops - posts that use the same trickery as 19th century carnival barkers i'll give you an example from today, it's a classic: list basically the mount rushmore of coins that set the high water mark for market cap/success in their own eras (which cannot be replicated!) and then sneak in the smallcap shitter you own a ton of which cynically implies there's some sort of inevitability to it going up 1000x from here, or whatever. there are like 50 variations of this.

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ReplyJul 21, 2026, 01:30 AM

@blknoiz06 really doesn't help that their biggest PR moments were "look at this guy destroying his life by tattooing a ticker on his forehead" and "we're providing tooling/incentives for these children to get arrested in sports arenas on streams"

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ReplyJul 9, 2026, 07:43 AM

@DipWheeler @ByzGeneral @inversebrah