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the first RWA yield on Robinhood Chain is live 🖨️ NVDA Printer: hold $NVDA, sell a call every week, get paid every friday ~22% APY (backtest). JPMorgan's JEPQ pays ~11%. tradfi could never

Hookr x Hedgehood 👀

Introducting Hedgefun V2: • A permissionless, programmatic coin launchpad that turns attention into long-term, strategy-driven capital • Bonding curve → graduation: real price discovery before the fund takes over • More strategies: 6 fund strategies, configured at launch • More pairs: stocks, ETFs, gold, oil, and more coming • 30% of protocol revenue buys back robinhood:0x3f9108a3beca998c14c6dda822a7e8eaeb88e20d Coming next: • Dividends, staking, covered calls • Holder voting • Create and pay with X Money

A token with no strategy is a zombie. It hops where the crowd hops, then flatlines. Hedgefun V2: a stock, a strategy, a token. The strategy is built in and keeps running after launch. V2 goes live this week.

Wall Street has sold covered calls for decades. This is them when the premium hits. Soon you won't need a desk for that. Hedgehood vaults: you deposit, the vault sells the calls. Opening soon 🦔

Major Update 🦔 We’re working through onboarding with market makers, including Wintermute, for RFQ-based options execution and settlement. The goal: put our treasury’s stock holdings, and eventually stocks held in future vaults, to work through covered calls, generating recurring option premiums. We’re targeting 10%+ annualized premium income and aiming to outperform JEPQ on income yield. Neither is guaranteed. Premium income isn’t total return: stock downside remains, and covered calls cap upside. To celebrate, our team picked up some swag from OpenAI to give away to Hedgehood Miner NFT holders: 🏎️ OpenAI F1 model cars 🚗 Car accessories 🧢 Hats Winners announced Friday, October 9 at 4 PM Pac…

Good things would happen tomorrow

Winter is coming. IYKYK

Buyback & burn total stats are available at Including all txs, data, next buyback time. Enjoy this beautiful chart. V2 coming soon

Welcome to trade options tomorrow, we are live

1/ Hedgefun is now listed on DefiLlama. Tokenized-stock funds on Robinhood Chain, with fees and revenue tracked in the open like everyone else. Something more fun is coming right up.

TL;DR If you didn’t get payout, don’t worry. Distributor ran out of gas, refilled, let’s go. :-/

Locked in. Switching to semi-weekly updates. Appreciate everyone holding the line. Already onboarded to @DefiLlama , all metrics woule be available within 24 hrs.

ANNOUNCEMENT: 1/ Last night’s “don’t buy $CRCLGRID” post was a mistake. It caused panic selling and we’ve deleted it. After discussing it as a team, we’ve decided to put up 10 NVDA for the people affected and those who stayed. Everything will be paid out on-chain, and the full list will be public. 2/ $CRCLGRID compensation, 8 NVDA ① 115 wallets that sold between 23:25 and 00:54 ET ② 45 wallets that held from before the post and never sold Split pro-rata by loss, $1–$41 per wallet, $8 minimum. 3/ $LOVEELON thank-you, 2 NVDA LOVEELON dropped too after our apology post. This isn’t compensation — it’s a thank-you to the 20 wallets that held through the night. 4/ Protocol contracts, bots, and in…

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