@davidonchainx

Picture this You wake up on a crisp monday morning after having an incredible sleep on your new ansem mattress You open your zPhone to check the markets "Oh wow, the Z500 index is up 2.3% today" The top movers? wif, mensa, and of course, ansem You check your holdings and realize you're up 47% on the 370th derivative of hobbes cat coin You quickly check ansemstagram to try and figure out what catalyst could have caused this Because you learned how to take profits from taking the Ansem Trading 101 course last month, you sell You cash out to ansem, the the default currency of the modern world You log off after booking profits and head out IRL You go for a walk to grab at coffee at Ansembucks Y…